- Tiffany's or having your own diamond mine?
- Haldol or Thorazine?
- Never smell again or have to walk backwards when the sun goes down?
- East Coast or West Coast? / Biggie or 2pac?
- Ask Newt Gingrich: Wife #1 or Wife #2?
- During the zombie apocalypse, do you go with the CDC guide, or a sawed-off shotgun?
- New moderator for #CNNdebate: Snookie or a 5th grader?
and
- I dont think Ron #Paul knows what either a BlackBerry or iPhone is. A better question would have been 8 track or vinyl?
1 comment:
Andy Borowitz
The consensus is that the big winners of Monday's GOP debate were the people who didn't watch.
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